We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all "uraguchi" are created retards,
That they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable traits, that among these are sloth, mythomania, and the pursuit of imbecility.

That to rectify these traits, Bottom Medical Schools (BMS) are instituted for retards, deriving their just powers from what has been referred as the arbitrary donation of the parents of the rectified,
That whenever any form of the retards becomes destructive of rectification,
it is the right of the BMS to suspend or expel them, and to impose additional tuition laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect the profit of BMS .