There is no reason for national medical school gradutates to envy uraguchi bona fide morons who bought their way into the bottom medical school.
金でド底辺特殊シリツ医大に入ったガチの裏口馬鹿を国立大学卒の医師が羨むわけがない。

No offense, but a grim reality.
悪く言いたいじ訳じゃないが（方便ねｗ）、現実を直視しようね。
There is nothing to be more ashamed among doctors than buying their way into the bottom medical school.
医師にとってド底辺シリツ医大に裏口入学することほど恥ずかしいことはない。

Owing to this original sin, they cannot even name their honorable alma mater.
ド底辺特殊シリツ医大にイカサマ入試で「合格」した原罪ゆえに、母校に誇りを持つこともできず、卒業大学すら言えない。

以下の和訳はガチ裏口医大への宿題にしておくぞｗ

In order to keep their self-esteem, these moronic graduates cannot help but call other genuine doctors charlatans against their better judgement.

What a pity!
The bottom line is that it sucks to be an uraguchi.