0002てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:00:18.71ID:??? Enjoy the fireworks! 0003てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:00:33.15ID:??? I can save today. You can save the world! 0004てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:00:49.08ID:??? 塹壕で髪をほどいて振り向くガルガドット、めっちゃきれいだな〜 さすがミス…ってあんたワイルドスピードでは(ry そして一秒で血が沸くテーマ曲! Is she with you? -- I thought she was with you!
Hans Zimmer & Junkie XL - Is She With You? (Wonder Woman Theme) 0005てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:01:04.76ID:??? Would you say you are -- a typical example of your sex?
I am -- above average.(小声) 0006てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:01:18.60ID:??? You know, I didn't get a chance to say this -- earlier, but thank you for -- dragging me out of the water.
Thank you, for what you did on the beach. 0007てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:01:33.24ID:??? And do they, love each other till death?
Not very often, no!
Then why do they do it?
-- I have no idea. 0008てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:01:48.91ID:??? I have no father. My mother sculpted me from clay, and I was brought to life by Zeus.
Well, that's neat -- Where I come from, babies are made differently. 0009てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:02:03.01ID:??? They came to the conclusion that man are essential for procreation, but when it comes to pleasure -- Unnecessary. 0010てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:02:17.94ID:??? Welcome to jolly old London!
It's hideous.
Yeah, it's not for everybody. 0011てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:02:33.71ID:??? What is a secretary?
Well, I do everything. I go where he tells me to go, and I do what he tells me to do.
Well, where I am from, that's called slavery! 0012てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:02:52.08ID:??? How can a woman possibly fight in this?
Fight? We use our principles. I mean that's how we are gonna get to vote. Although I am not opposed to engaging in a bitter fist stickups -- should the occasion arise! 0013てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:03:17.24ID:??? Ms. Candy, the whole point was to make her look less -- distracting -- May I? (めがね)
Yeah, really? Specs? Certainly she's not the most beautiful woman you've ever seen?
-- Better! 0014てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:03:36.84ID:??? Not everyone gets to be where they want to be all the time. Me? I'm an actor. I love acting. I didn't want to be a soldier -- But I'm the wrong color. Everyone's fighting their own battle, Diana. Just as you're fighting yours! 0015てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:03:53.69ID:??? They start these wars on their own. All I do is orchestrate an armistice I know they cannot keep -- in the hope they will destroy themselves. 0016てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:04:13.60ID:??? You know, a scorpion must sting. A wolf must hunt. 0017てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:04:25.04ID:??? Careful, I might get offended. 0018てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:04:36.12ID:??? I will destroy you. 0019てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:04:46.77ID:??? Or you will die. 0020てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/10(木) 21:45:58.28ID:??? 本スレへの誘導
◆ 映画専門チャンネル・ムービープラス 7 http://egg.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/skyp/1570017800/0021てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:40:46.79ID:??? Band practice, was it? 0022てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:41:14.59ID:??? Now, see, for me, it would be -- xxx Thor, marry Iron Man, and kill Hulk! 0023てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:41:29.69ID:??? Hey, May! How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope -- Peter, that's inappropriate! All right, let's start over. You can edit it. 3, 2, 1 -- Hey, May! 0024てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:41:50.42ID:??? That's gonna dissolve in two hours!
No, no, no, no! Come fix this!
Two hours! You deserve that!
I got ice cream in here!(悲痛) 0025てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:42:07.35ID:??? Now the assholes who made this mess are paid to clean it up! 0026てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:42:57.74ID:??? Under the radar! That's how we survive. If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through. You're out there wearing that goofy thing, lightin' up cars, calling yourself the Shocker! 「I'm the Shocker! I shock people!」 What is this, pro wrestling? 0027てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:43:20.31ID:??? I wasn't sure about this thing at first -- but damn! 0028てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:43:38.90ID:??? Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14 year old kid.
I'm 15 --
No, this is where you zip it! All right? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? Because that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience. 0029てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:44:09.55ID:??? C'mon man, I don't need training wheels. I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time. It's not cool!
But you are a kid?
Yeah, A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands! 0030てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:44:23.41ID:??? Hey, I just saved your life. Now what do you say?
-- Thank you.
You're welcome. Now you go on in there and you show my daughter a good time, OK? 0031てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:44:45.08ID:??? You don't understand how the world works?
But I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong! 0032てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:45:32.81ID:??? You know -- take a picture, slice his throat, put his head in a dryer. 0033てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:45:45.63ID:??? You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal. 0034てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:46:09.10ID:??? Do you lay eggs? 0035てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/21(月) 21:46:21.81ID:??? I'll kill you dead. 0036てってーてき名無しさん2019/10/22(火) 11:26:28.41ID:??? 本スレへの誘導
I campaigned for gun control. No, I don't think you understand -- I marched against the NRA!
Concentrate. It's just like a camera. Point, and shoot.
(発砲)
Congratulations. You're officially a badass! 0040てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:41:24.74ID:??? -- There's a child here.
Your problem, not ours? 0041てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:41:37.66ID:??? I know exactly who and what you are. Now, the real question is -- Why don't I just cancel your contract right now?
I don't work for Umbrella anymore, and neither does Albert Wesker.
I don't care! 0042てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:42:08.86ID:??? Our little friend is back! 0043てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:42:21.95ID:??? The testing floor is 300 feet high, the ceiling black. It's usually night in there -- But isn't that when the monsters come out anyway? 0044てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:42:35.69ID:??? Why build such a place?
Simple. The Umbrella Corporation derived its primary income from the sale of viral weaponry, something that's impossible to test in the real world. They re-created the center of New York, simulated an outbreak, showed it to the Russians and sold them the virus. They simulated an outbreak in Moscow, sold it to the Americans. An outbreak in Tokyo --
Sold it to the Chinese.
An outbreak in China --
Sold it to the Japanese.
Exactly. Everyone had to have it. The Umbrella Corporation built a new arms race. Only, this time, it was biological rather than nuclear. Highly profitable. And this is where it all happened. This is Umbrella's greatest creation! -- The belly of the beast. 0045てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:42:52.00ID:??? This facility is located in the straits of Kamchatka, northern Russia. The old Soviet Union built submarine pens here in the 80s. After the Cold War ended, the Umbrella Corporation expanded them and built the testing floor. -- No one has ever escaped from this facility. 0046てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:43:09.24ID:??? Leon, why don't we just trigger the explosive remotely?
Can't risk them jamming the signal. And whether we succeed or not, this facility has to be destroyed.
-- What if we take longer than two hours?
Then I hope you're really good at holding your breath! 0047てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:43:23.96ID:??? Where's Ada?
I don't think she made it. -- I am sorry.
You saw her die?
No?
She always has a plan! 0048てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:43:43.48ID:??? I have heard that before. 0049てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:43:53.72ID:??? But first, you have work to do. 0050てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:44:04.55ID:??? Shoot to kill. 0051てってーてき名無しさん2019/11/14(木) 20:44:14.30ID:??? I'm gonna kill you. 0052てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:45:54.25ID:??? See? Drop bombs! 0053てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:46:11.06ID:??? Christ, he's calling the fucking Taliban! 0054てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:46:34.26ID:??? You wanna see me kill? You take me to the Taliban, I'll show you. 0055てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:46:54.49ID:??? I don't have soldiers in my army, not one. Only warriors! Stop being a soldier. Start using this, and you can be a warrior, too. 0056てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:47:22.46ID:??? Bro, that's the thing. I don't give him shit, all right? He just follows me around smiling with his little 1910 gun, bro.
You don't get it, do you?
What, Spence?
These guys guard us. Any one of us gets killed -- Dostum might execute the man he thinks is responsible and his whole family. And this poor boy got you! 0057てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:47:40.97ID:??? You have many men over you. Over me, only God! 0058てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:48:20.64ID:??? The Donald Rumsfeld just sent you an email and it ain't a good one!
What's it say?
"When are you gonna get off your ass and get to Mazar?" 0059てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:49:06.31ID:??? 500 of my men can die before one American gets a scratch. You know why?
No, why, sir?
Because if one American die, your government leaves, -- and then we lose the war. 0060てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:49:42.40ID:??? You will not win here because you are not honest with yourself. You expect victory without blood.
I expect you to share strategic information with us! Otherwise what the fuck are we doing here?
Your anger comes from your fear -- because you live in a place where life looks better than afterlife. That's not this place. Here, Taliban kills everything you live for. Your mission will fail because you fear death. Mullah Razzan's men, the Taliban, they welcome it. Because they believe there is riches waiting for them in Heaven. 0061てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:50:06.15ID:??? This is Afghanistan. Graveyard of many empires! Today you are our friend, tomorrow you are our enemy. It won't be any different for you. Soon America will become just another tribe here. You will be cowards if you leave. And you will be our enemies if you stay. 0062てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:50:44.71ID:??? We're gonna be watching this whole thing go down on fucking CNN! 0063てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:51:08.10ID:??? It's gonna be a real shitshow. 0064てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:51:20.49ID:??? Shut the fuck up. 0065てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/12(木) 05:51:33.32ID:??? Fuck you. 0066てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:29:46.07ID:??? How you doing, honey? 0067てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:30:05.85ID:??? You and I won't spend a lot of time Christmas shopping this year!(微笑) 0068てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:30:24.11ID:??? Stress management. You watch the fishes -- You water the plants -- Special breathing exercises. Monitor your blood pressure. Listen to pleasant sounds. -- Relax! Personally, I think it may all be a pile of shit -- But when you're facing a bypass, you stop asking questions. Look, just out of curiosity, and since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?
Vodka! 0069てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:30:43.68ID:??? Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head.
Never work here. Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it.
Shoot them first! 0070てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:31:00.51ID:??? In this country, we try to protect the rights of individuals. It's called the Miranda Act, and it says that you can't even touch his ass.
I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk! 0071てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:31:28.36ID:??? Revolutionary political leaders, like myself, are incarcerated to keep us quiet.
What is your political crime?
I robbed a bank! 0072てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:31:47.99ID:??? You want to know what my crime is? My crime was being born. I'm 38 years old and I've been locked up 26 of those. I educated myself in here. I've come to understand this country was built on exploiting the black man. Of course, I don't hear anything about brothers in your country. But your country exploits its own people just the same. So I guess that makes me the only Marxist around here, right, comrade? You see, this ain't just no drug deal. This is politics, baby. This is economics. This is spiritual. I plan to sell drugs to every white man in the world -- and his sister! 0073てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:32:23.02ID:??? Fuck you!
No thank you, I have a headache and good taste.
-- I don't have to listen to this shit! 0074てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:33:18.62ID:??? Viktor uses fake name, marries American to get travel visa to United States.
Right. -- Why do I get the feeling that you're taking it so personal?
I shot his brother six months ago in Moscow.
-- Shot him dead?
Yes! 0075てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:34:18.83ID:??? The people have many needs. One is law and order. Other, entertainment. We both have our codes, Vanya. Yours, one of the state. Mine, one of thieves. We both respect courage. We even hold our own lives in contempt. 0076てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:34:36.05ID:??? Look at this, man. We have a pro basketball team heading toward us, with guns! 0077てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:34:53.69ID:??? Where the hell are all the cops? Damn, they're never around when you need one, you know! You make a U-turn, they're all over your ass? Where the fuck are they! 0078てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:35:08.17ID:??? You would be already dead. 0079てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:35:19.69ID:??? You are a shithead. 0080てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 02:35:31.15ID:??? Eat shit. 0081てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 11:53:37.42ID:???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46RDP6QsnS4&t=25s
Alicia Myers - Right Here Right Now (Hallelujah Anyway) [Extended Dance / Club Mix] 0082てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 11:56:17.90ID:??? Our first taste of freedom will be cut with cocaine! Any country that can survive Stalin, can certainly handle dope. 0083てってーてき名無しさん2019/12/14(土) 11:57:04.93ID:??? Blow yourself.